HMO RAP
Click here to listen to the song
If you do not have software installed that supports the format, click the icon below to access the site and install the free software.
PUT THE HMO RAP
ALL OVER THE MAP.
PATIENTS MUST KNOW THE BUZZ
TO STOP THE HMO FUZZ.

IT TAKES LOTS OF DAYS
TO RUN THE HMO MAZE.
SENIORS NEED INFORMATION,
BECAUSE HMOS RATION.

HEALTH PLANS SUCK SENIORS IN.
THIS IS HOW THEY BEGIN.
HMOS DO SLICK TALKING,
WHEN THEY GO OUT STALKING.

ONCE YOU SIGN ON THEIR LINE,
HMOS MAKE YOU WHINE.
WHEN YOU TRY TO COMPLAIN,
YOU’LL GO QUICKLY INSANE.

YOU’LL BE TREATED LIKE CATTLE
‘TIL THEY HEAR YOUR DEATH RATTLE.
DO NOT RESUSITATE.
THAT’S YOUR HM0 FATE!

NOW AND THEN SENIORS VOTE
TO CHOKE THEIR HMO's THROAT.
THEY ARE PROMISED PROTECTIONS,
BEFORE THE ELECTIONS.

WHEN ELECTIONS ARE DONE,
POLITICIANS HAVE FUN.
THEY WON’T ANSWER YOUR CALLS.
YOU’LL START CLIMBING THE WALLS!

SENIORS NEED LOTS OF CARE.
CALL HMOS IF YOU DARE.
CLERKS WILL PUT YOU ON HOLD
AND TURN YOU OUT IN THE COLD.

HMOS PROMISE EXTRAS.
DON’T EXPECT NO LEXUS.
THEIR WORDS ARE PURE FICTION,
WHEN YOU NEED A PRESCRIPTION.

DON’T TRUST NO HMO JIVE
OR YOU WON’T STAY ALIVE.
YOU MUST WATCH YOUR BACK
FOR HMO ATTACK.

HMOS HIDE THEIR CONTRACTS
SO SENIORS DON’T HAVE FACTS.
CAN’T MAKE NO DECISIONS
ON THEIR HEALTH CARE CONDITIONS.

SENIORS DON’T GET NO NEWS
THAT’S HOW HMOS ABUSE.
JUST A LITTLE GYRATION
CAUSES RETALIATION.

HMO DIRTY TRICKS
MAKE SENIORS REAL SICK.
THAT IS THE BOTTOM LINE
HMOS DO DESIGN.

HMOS ARE A PEARL
IF YOU’RE IN THE THIRD WORLD.
AT THE HMO DANCE
PATIENTS LEAVE IN A TRANCE!

HEALTH PLANS USE CAPITATION
TO CAUSE DOCTOR STARVATION.
IT’S ALL OVER THE NATION
THAT YOUR HEALTH CARE IS RATIONED.

MANY SENIORS CAN’T DRIVE
LOTS A MILES TO SURVIVE.
SO, HMO LOCATIONS
ARE THE WORST DESTINATIONS.

I CAN MAKE A PREDICTION
MEDICARE IS PULP FICTION.
ITS GOT LOTSA RESTRICTIONS
ON YOUR HEALTH CARE INFLICTIONS.

MEDICARE DON’T PROTECT
AND IT WON’T INTERJECT
HMOS WILL INFECT.
WON’T DO NUTHIN' CORRECT.

HMOS RARELY PAY
FOR SENIOR HOSPITAL DAYS.
THAT WILL DRIVE YOU WILD
TO BE A NURSING HOME CHILD.

YOUR HMO'S ETHIC
IS REALLY PATHETIC.
THEY GET A COMMISSION.
TO DENY YOU NUTRITION.

BUT WE GOT A SOLUTION
FOR HMO POLLUTION.
BOB’S BOOK ON HARDBALL
SENIORS NEED TO RECALL.